Brian Gendron.

He looks like he parties. He does not. The government was very clear about that. Court-ordered sobriety, two kids who call him "Jeff," a chiropractor wife who won't sleep with him, and a karaoke song that gets him cancelled weekly — Brian is living the dream.

The dream, it turns out, is real. Brian is the founder of Riot Comedy Club, with locations in Houston, San Antonio, and Conroe, and has produced four Riot Comedy Festivals. As a performer, he's opened for Jim Gaffigan, Matt Rife, and Adam Ray, and taken the stage at the Comedy Store in LA and the Comedy Cellar in New York.