Alysia Hush.

Alysia is from San Antonio (aka the "not Austin" part), Texas. She made her stage debut at Broadway comedy club and has been a regular on the New York stand-up scene. She contributes regularly to a dating and sex blog, Always Kiss and Say, and writes jokes for an artisinal gift card company. In her personal life, she owns two fish, Mary and Laura. Laura's a real asshole.